When Fruit Goes Bad…

Knock Knock!

-Who’s there?

Mango.

-Mango Who?

Knock Knock!

-Who’s there?

Mango.

-Mango Who?

Knock Knock!

-Who’s there?

Mango.

-Mango Who?

Knock Knock!

-Who’s there?

Orange.

-Orange you glad I didn’t say mango?

Small orange with bad spots forming one eye and a mouth, stem join forming the second eye. Eyebrows and arms have been doodled on.

Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s an old joke. Give me a break, it’s been a rough week.

Mango with bruises that look like eyes and a mouth. One "eye" has been enhanced with doodles. Arms are doodled in as well. Speech bubble says, "What happened to the mango?"

The mango at the door?

Oh, um…he had to go home because…his favourite show was on.

Same defaced mango. This time the speech bubble says, "Uh-huh. And what's his favourite show then?"

Why, Lassi, of course.

Get it?

Same mango again, only with angry eyebrows doodled on.

I’ll see myself out.