Gearing Up

Okay folks, it’s time! We’re finally being called up and put into action. Are you ready for this?

Wooden sheet with cut-out gears for a model. Two empty oval spaces sit about a jagged empty trapezoid. Googly eyeballs have been doodled into the ovals, making it look like cookie monster. A speech bubble says, "Will there be cookies?"

What? No! There won’t be cookies. This isn’t the dark side, this is a model. Now, come on and get working.

More gear cut-outs. Two spiral gears sit over the empty space of toothed gear making a ZOMG face. Muppet-flail arms  have been doodled in. Speech bubble says, "ZOMG! I've been waiting my whole life for this!"

Excellent. That’s the kind of enthusiasm I want to see.

Is there a problem, Geary?

Circle with an empty space that looks like a ship's steering wheel. Above it are two empty circles with doodled pupils. A circle within a circle sits beside the 
mouth." Speech bubble says, "Why so I always get a pimple on the big day?"

It’s okay, I’m sure no one will notice.

All right, are we ready now?

Toothed gear with smaller circles inside that look like eyes. Eyebrows and stick arms have been doodled in. Speech bubble says, "I'm ready! Let's go!"

Okay.

Let’s go, Gear Force!

Assemble.

Wooden clock with visible gears, doodled to look like an owl. Speech bubble says, "Owl right! Now that's what I'm talking about!"

When Fruit Goes Bad…

Knock Knock!

-Who’s there?

Mango.

-Mango Who?

Knock Knock!

-Who’s there?

Mango.

-Mango Who?

Knock Knock!

-Who’s there?

Mango.

-Mango Who?

Knock Knock!

-Who’s there?

Orange.

-Orange you glad I didn’t say mango?

Small orange with bad spots forming one eye and a mouth, stem join forming the second eye. Eyebrows and arms have been doodled on.

Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s an old joke. Give me a break, it’s been a rough week.

Mango with bruises that look like eyes and a mouth. One "eye" has been enhanced with doodles. Arms are doodled in as well. Speech bubble says, "What happened to the mango?"

The mango at the door?

Oh, um…he had to go home because…his favourite show was on.

Same defaced mango. This time the speech bubble says, "Uh-huh. And what's his favourite show then?"

Why, Lassi, of course.

Get it?

Same mango again, only with angry eyebrows doodled on.

I’ll see myself out.