Something about this picture is bugging me. Just got this creeping feeling there’s more here than meets the eye. Maybe if I divide it insections? Nope. Ugh. This kind of failure just can’t fly. I guess I’ll just have to pray for forgiveness.
On second thought, never mind. I’m sure someone will jump in the comments to mantisplain.
As climate change has been making weather worse across the world, we here at Cumulo-Nimbus Entertainment have decided to take advantage of the unstable atmosphere and bring you the first ever Cross-Country Cloud Race!
This is a very cirrus event, certain to send the lucky winner’s career into the stratosphere!
And they’re off!
Uh-oh, looks like one of our contestants is slow to leave the gate. If she can’t get moving soon, she’s looking at turtle defeat.
And Contestant Number 2 is off to an early lead, setting hearts aflutter with her speed.
Oh no! Looks like she blown off the course by a stray breeze!
That puts our third and final contestant in first place. Hope he doesn’t run into any fowl weather!
Contestant Number 3 has stopped to pose for photographers just before the finish line!
What fowl behaviour! I’ve never seen anything like it.
And here comes Contestant Number 1, on a swift air current. She’s coming up the outside.
Jack be Nimbus, Jack be Quick! She’s done it! Contestant Number 1 has won the race!
What an upset!
What can I say, folks? Today has been a tale of lightning speed and mist opportunities, with a shocking twist at the end!
Let’s give a final round of applause for our new raining champion!