Something about this picture is bugging me. Just got this creeping feeling there’s more here than meets the eye. Maybe if I divide it insections? Nope. Ugh. This kind of failure just can’t fly. I guess I’ll just have to pray for forgiveness.
On second thought, never mind. I’m sure someone will jump in the comments to mantisplain.
It has come to our attention that some visitors to the aquarium have been making fun of our majestic sea creatures.
I will remind you that sharks and sting rays have their eyes on top of their heads. It is their nostrils that are located on the bottom.
They do not like being told they have “funny faces.”
Sharks have excellent eyesight, so don’t think you can get away with mocking them.
These are deadly sea creatures, folks. Trust me when I say you don’t want to make them angry.
So, while I’m sure many of us have been gill-ty of this offense in the past, I hope that in the future, you’ll churn over a new leaf and treat these animals like the dignified and sofishticated creatures they are.