This just in.
It’s being reported that aliens have begun an invasion of earth.
These creatures are tricky and excellent at camouflage, but we have a few photos.
This first one was spotted at a nearby swamp, prompting scientists to dub it “The Marsh-an.”
This next one was spotted under water. Judging by its defiant attitude in mocking the photographer, it should definitely be considered an anemone to humankind.
I’m not going to beat about the bush here: we are in danger.
Some aliens have even been spotted hiding close to people’s homes.
And, even worse, in playgrounds.
We cannot let this slide!
If you spot an alien in your neighbourhood, do not approach. Give them space.
All sightings are to be reported to your local X-Files division.
I know this situation feel scary, folks, but if we all work together we can overcomet!