Who is a skeleton’s favourite historical figure?
Ooh, a Spanish pun! I’ll remember that one for my next show. Let’s keep going though, shall we?
What kind of weapons do skeletons always carry?
Uh, well, that’s fair, but I’m not really sure you got the joke. Anyway, moving on…
What does the skeleton do at the hockey game?
Drives the Zam-bone-i.
Okay, fine, didn’t mean to over-generalize, just trying to make some puns here. Let’s try a different set-up.
Who won the race between the skeleton and the skull?
The skull was just ahead.