Five Haunted Tree Trunks

(Parody of Five Little Pumpkins)

Five haunted tree trunks in the neighborhood,

The first one is a mummy made of wood,

Silver birch tree with gaps in bark that look like eyes and a mouth. Bandaged arms have been doodled in.

The second one says, “Would you like to have some fun?”

Another silver birch, this time with gaps in the bark that look like a scary clown face. Red clown hair and a red balloon have been doodled in.

The third one says, “It’s time for you to run,”

Gnarled tree bark with holes that look like two wide eyes, a nose and an open mouth. Red pupils have been doodled in.

The fourth one likes to howl and shriek and yell,

Tree with a huge gaping hole that looks like a screaming mouth. A cut branch looks like an eye. Second eye, angry eyebrows and excited arms have been doodled in .

The fifth one is a demon straight from Hell,

Tree with a gaping hole that looks like a screaming mouth. Branches look like arms thrown back. Red eyes and angry eyebrows have been doodled in.

Ooh-Ooh goes the wind,

In darkness of night

And the five haunted tree trunks give you a fright.

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