Something is Watching Me

(Parody of Somebody’s Watchin’ Me by Rockwell)

I’m just an average girl, with an average life,
Taking care of my kids, oh yeah, kicka** housewife.
All I want is to be left alone, everywhere I roam,
But why do I always feel
Like I’m in the Twilight Zone?

I always feel like something is watching me
And I have no privacy
I always feel like something is watching me
Is it just a dream?

When I go out at night
I sometimes get a fright
People shopping in the store I'm trying to avoid
Or can the stock on the shelving see me,
Or am I just paranoid?
Row of Ikea storage bins with air holes that look like meh eyes and mouth. Angry eyebrows have been doodled in.
When I order takeout,
I'm afraid to eat my food
Cause I might open my bag and find dinner in a mood.
Styrofoam takeout container whose nubs for holding it closed look like eyes. A crack in the container looks like a nose. Angry eyebrows have been doodled in.
People say I'm crazy, just a little touch
But have you ever heard of pareidolia much?
That's why...

I always feel like something is watching me
And I have no privacy
I always feel like something is watching me
Where will the faces be?

I don't know anymore!
Are the houses watching me?
Two story house with upstairs windows that look like eyes over a long window mustache and triple window mouth. Angry eyebrows have been doodled in.
What’s watching
Well is the back fence watching me?
Wooden fence with two knot holes that look like eyes and another that could be a nostril or beauty mark. Angry eyebrows and mouth have been doodled in.
Tell me what's watching
And I don't feel safe anymore, am I a ditz?
I wonder what's watching me now
What?
Some dinner bits?!
Cutting board with some leftover cabbage bits that look like two eyes over an angry mouth. Angry eyebrows have been doodled in.
I always feel like something is watching me
And I have no privacy
I always feel like something is watching me
Tell me is it just a dream?

I always feel like something is watching me
And I have no privacy
I always feel like something is watching me
Where will the faces be?

I always feel like something is watching me
Oooh, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like something is watching me
Tell me, can it be?
I always feel like something is watching me

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