Good morning, everyone, and welcome to the first ever meeting of the Big Nose Society.
Um, okay then. The Society for Those Extra-Nasally Challenged. Our first order of business –
Yeah, maybe that’s not the best choice. Okay, let’s do something without an acronym. How about we call ourselves the Prodigious Proboscis People?
Uh…you’re a little hard to understand with your mouth full like that, perhaps next time you could finish eating before the meeting? But I think your concern was that not all of us are people. Definitely a valid point. Wouldn’t want to make anyone feel unwelcome.
Something without an acronym…
How do we feel about the Association for Creatures with Noses of Unusual Size?
What do you all think about calling ourselves the Super-Nasal Organizational Troupe? That one should be safe, at least.
Excellent. Well, we’re out of time today. Next week we’ll get to share our stories about being picked on or made the scenter of attention because of our noses.