May the Fourth Be With You

Coffee maker with an open lid that look like Darth Vader's helmet. Text boxes read, "How does Darth Vader take his coffee?" "A little on the dark side."

It’s Star Wars Day, So Call Me, Maybe

A princess stole some intel
Got caught, but she’ll never tell
Vader locked her in a cell
But the droids got away,
Trying to find Obi-Wan,
Luke helps them and they move on,
They hire Chewie and Han,
And now they’re on their way.

The ship was docking,
Princess Leia’s mocking,
Shots fired, Han’s fast talking,
“Situation normal,” says he.

Hey, this is Star Wars, in all its glory
“Force be with you,” Yoda says, “May the”
There’s Ewoks, Porgs, and, a big Wookiee,
“Force be with you,” Yoda says, “May the”
Hey, this is Star Wars, in all its glory
“Force be with you,” Yoda says, “May the”
R2 and Threepio, are droids like BB,
“Force be with you,” Yoda says, “May the”

Princess Leia shot the wall,
A garbage monster they brawl, 
Old Obi Wan takes a fall,
But the rest get away.
With the rebels they plot
To use a weakness they spot
They need just one lucky shot,
To blow the Death Star away.

All ships undocking
Death Star size is shocking,
Targets now are locking,
But it’s not that easy.

Hey, this is Star Wars, in all its glory
“Force be with you,” Yoda says, “May the”
There’s Ewoks, Porgs, and, a big Wookiee,
“Force be with you,” Yoda says, “May the”
Hey, this is Star Wars, in all its glory
“Force be with you,” Yoda says, “May the”
R2 and Threepio, are droids like BB,
“Force be with you,” Yoda says, “May the”

Before he thinks to use the Force, Luke misses so bad,
He misses so bad, he misses so, so bad.
Before he thinks to use the Force, Luke misses so bad,
Darth Vader attacks,
Luke misses so, so bad.
(Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad)

Thanks to help from the Force (and Han and Chewie)
He shoots the Death Star, it goes kablooie!

Hey, this is Star Wars, in all its glory
“Force be with you,” Yoda says, “May the”
There’s Ewoks, Porgs, and, a big Wookiee,
“Force be with you,” Yoda says, “May the”
Part of a model trebuchet that looks like Yoda. Speech bubble says, "Force be with you, may the."

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