For Crying Out Loud!

I’ve been meaning to tell you,
I’ve got this craving that won’t subside
I look at you and I want deep fried
Appies tonight

Now I’ve got you in my sights

It’s those onion eyes
One look at you and I can’t disguise
It’s those onion eyes,
I think how good they’ll taste caramelized

I want to eat you, so hear me out.
I want to show you what cooking’s about,
Darling tonight,

Now I’ve got you in my sights,

It’s those onion eyes
One look at you and I can’t disguise
It’s those onion eyes,
I think how good they’ll taste caramelized

It’s those onion eyes
One look at you and I can’t disguise
It’s those onion eyes,
Did I take you by surprise?

I need you to see,
This meal was meant to be.

It’s those onion eyes
One look at you and I can’t disguise
It’s those onion eyes,
I think how good they’ll taste caramelized

It’s those onion eyes
One look at you and I can’t disguise
It’s those onion eyes,
Did I take you by surprise?

It’s those onion eyes,
Those tasty onion eyes
I’ve got you in my sights.
It’s those onion eyes.

Two sprouted onions sitting above a small bowl, looking like a surprised face.  Long hair has been doodled in. Speech bubble says, "Take a hike, you rapscallion!"

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