These Jokes are For the Birds

Good evening, everyone, and welcome to Bird Comedy Night. I’m afraid I forgot my notes at home, so I’m just going to have to wing it. Don’t worry, though, I promise not to let you down. I am talon you, my jokes are impeckable. By the end of my act, I promise, you’ll be raven about me to your friends. But enough with the wise quacks, let’s get to the jokes.

What do you call a black bird who stands on one leg?

A Flamingoth!

Two black and red clamps that look like flamingos. Speech bubbles say, "If you ask me, that was a cheep shot" and "If the jokes stay this bad, I'm going to have to put my foot down"

Okay, that was a bit of an unpheasant reaction, but I have no egrets. How about this joke?

Have you heard the one about the peacock? It’s a beautiful tale!

Fallen tree with branches spreading out like a peacock's tail and legs. Peacock's head, beak, eyes and legs have doodled in. Speech bubble says, " Show off!"

Okay, okay, I can see we have a tough crowd tonight, but owl not give up that easily. This next joke is absolute poultry in motion:

Why did the waiter give a wet baby owl to the customer?

Because she asked for a moist-owlette.

Rectangular battery that looks like an owl. Eyes, beak, and wings have been doodled in. Speech bubble says, "What a fowl joke. Just hoo do you think you are?"

Hmmm…that really took a tern for the worse.

Ah well, I guess that’s what I get for mockingbirds!

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