Good evening, everyone, and welcome to Bird Comedy Night. I’m afraid I forgot my notes at home, so I’m just going to have to wing it. Don’t worry, though, I promise not to let you down. I am talon you, my jokes are impeckable. By the end of my act, I promise, you’ll be raven about me to your friends. But enough with the wise quacks, let’s get to the jokes.
What do you call a black bird who stands on one leg?
Okay, that was a bit of an unpheasant reaction, but I have no egrets. How about this joke?
Have you heard the one about the peacock? It’s a beautiful tale!
Okay, okay, I can see we have a tough crowd tonight, but owl not give up that easily. This next joke is absolute poultry in motion:
Why did the waiter give a wet baby owl to the customer?
Because she asked for a moist-owlette.
Hmmm…that really took a tern for the worse.
Ah well, I guess that’s what I get for mockingbirds!