The sun did not shine There were germs all about So we sat in the house Didn’t want to go out I sat there with Hubby, We sat there, we two, And he said, “Here’s a thought Of something you could do You take all these pics In all of these places You should start a blog For all of your faces.” And all I could do was to think think think think Right there, on the brink How I wanted to drink! Then I looked and I saw him While out for a walk I looked and I saw The rock who could talk. And he said to me, “Why do you stand there and gawk?
I know that a blog Won’t make any money But you could make Lots of good jokes that are punny. Why we could have lots of good fun, with some luck. I can help you to make A good blog that won’t suck Look at them, Look at them, now!” Said the rock. “A cup and a cake And a couch that can talk! I can show you two breads, I can show you a truck, And a plate full of food, And a sinister duck. And look! I can come up with a pirate pun And not only one Oh no! Not only one!
Look at them! Look at them! Look at them, NOW! It’s fun to make puns, And you really know how. I showed you the cup And the food and the cake, I showed you the breads And a meringue that was baked. I showed you the food And I showed you a pot And look, with one eye I can find a red bot! I can spot the red bot As I make a good pun, And not only one Oh no! Not only one.” That’s what the rock said… Then he fell over dead. The rock was stone cold, But his mission was done, I started my blog And I used ALL the puns.