Do You Know The Muffin Man?

His name is Ray, and he’s returned from the outside world with some very disturbing news.

Partially eaten muffin with raisin eyes and mouth. Speech bubble says, "If anybody asks, I didn't say muffin."

Right, well, perhaps I will just deliver the message then.

Okay. Sooooo, there’s no good way to say this, but…the humans are eating us.

Smug-looking roll cake. Speech bubble says, "As if. What, do you think we were born yesterday?"

Now, I was skeptical too, at first. But I’m afraid we have another witness that confirms it. Bev?

Coffee cup with doodled surprised eyebrows. Speech bubble says, "It's true! Do you think I'd make cup something like this?"
Lemon pudding pudding cake looks like a barf-emoji. Speech bubble says, "I think I'm gonna be sick!"

Now, now, try not to crumble under the pressure.

Cake display: two fruit tarts that look like eyes, over a cherry-topped "mouth" cake. Speech bubble says, "Can't sleep, humans will eat me."
Scared-looking windowpane cookie. Speech bubble says, "What are we going to do?"

Don’t worry, everyone. Al says he has a plan.

Blissful looking Baked Alaska meringue, wearing doodled shades. Speech bubble says, "Just relax and get baked, man. Can't worry when you're toasted."

Well, can’t say I’ve got a better plan. Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your flavor.

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